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Last Updated: 01.07.2025 00:19

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Next, they tried...
Unacceptable again!
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No way
Freaks and Cheeks
So, the docs changed it to read
Nuts and Butts
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No, not a chance
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Then came..
Minds and Behinds
Loons and Moons
No go.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Everyone loved it.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
What was your wildest experience as a lesbian?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Still no good
They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Thumbs down again.
Just Forget it!
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
share office space ...
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Hysterias & Posteriors
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Still no good.
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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So they tried
Another attempt resulted in ...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to